STEALTHGROWCABINETS.COM - Your Trusted Source For High-Quality Indoor Flower Power!
Time for you to discretely grow a cola or two?  You've arrived at just the right place to get the tools you'll need.
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Stealth Grow Cabinets for Apartments, Rental & Public Housing...

 Welcome to STEALTHGROWCABINETS.COM - your indoor stealth grow cabinet and box emporium online.  We offer high-quality furniture items that are designed to look like dressers, chests and end tables (three (3) basic designs to choose from), but offer interior space for you to grow the plants that common sense, your genetic preferences and the space limitations (posed by the size of our pieces) provide.  

Our flagship product is the Presidio, a 4'-0" wide by 2'-0" deep by 3'-0" high dresser that has two (2) separate grow areas, a built-in extraction fan, almost 4 square feet of bloom chamber space having 35" of headspace (and approximately 32" of net headspace).  The bloom chamber offers more than 65 watts/SF (16,200 total lumens) of indoor sunshine in the form of six (6) high-output 42 watt CFLs.

Each grow cabinet is made by hand (by me) in my shop using quality American lumber that includes high-quality (VB grade) plywood that provides true wood grains the discriminating eye will appreciate.  Every cabinet gets a two-coat finish of ultra-gloss polyurethane on the outside.  On the inside, each cabinet receives two (2) coats of KILZ primer, DAP silicone sealer for all cracks and joints and then a coat of ultra-white 95% reflective elastomeric roof coating; you have to wear sunglasses to look inside this gorgeous cabinet.

Special Offers

Currently, we are offering free ground shipping by common carrier within the continental United States.  If you are in Canada, we will pay half the shipping bill.  This is our Christmas special, though if you do not have your order in by December 1st, it is not likely you can get one of our quality cabinets down your chimney in time for Christmas.


Keep It Legal, Please...

We offer a legal product to be used for all legal growing purposes.  You make sure you do what you are going to do in a legal way.  We assume no liability for any particular use and this is not a warranty or guarantee of any kind as to fitness and/or merchantability of any express purpose.  Compliance with all local, county, state and federal codes is your responsibility.

Don't Get Zapped!

Comply with all electrical codes and have an electrician connect all your wiring.  These products are not U.L. tested nor approved for any particular purpose.  We disclaim any responsibility for direct and/or indirect damages, costs or injuries resulting from use of these products for any purpose.

Satisfaction Guarantee on Your Investment...

We stand behind the products we sell.  With the exception of custom orders, all products carry a 90-day money back guarantee.  If you don't like the product we don't like the idea of having your business.  If we can't make you happy, then we will refund your money (less shipping costs).  All returns must be in original condition.

     
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